This had me rolling.

Fuckin Whitey!

Captain Kirk was a badass!

At least they are ADA compliant.

This is ridiculous!

Let me guess, he's watching Pimp My Ride.

Call me a racist if you must, but...

...for far too many years this country has put up with an influx of undocumented and undesirables infesting our country. While bleeding heart liberals have empathy and compassion for these people, the majority of the rest of us are tired of it and fear we are losing the culture that we have worked so hard to create. The flat out refusal of those people to obey our laws, our ways, and especially our language is basically spitting on the U.S, it's citizens, and our forefathers.
I, for one, have had enough. You dark skinned, bean eating, uneducated, and unskilled trespassers need to assimilate to our ways, or take the first boat back to where you came from!
The Bulgarians have gotten a free ride for too long, and it's time to take a stand.I encourage all to write or call your congressman today, and voice your displeasure of the dirty Bulgarians taking a stranglehold on our society. It's time to just say NO to Bulgaria, at least until they start developing NBA quality basketball players.

My Two Daddies

From Fox News; http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,520524,00.html

"A Texas mother of twins got the shock of her life when doctors revealed that her 11-month-old boys do not have the same father.

Mia Washington decided to get some expert advice when she and her partner noticed that twins Justin and Jordan had different facial features.

Washington later admitted she had had an affair and got pregnant by two different men at the same time."

When I pressed her for a comment, Miss Washington said, "umm hmmm, it ain't no thang, we just gonna have to spend Fathers Day at 2 separate prisons now, um hmm."